Tuesday, July 22, 2008

He's Home


My baby is home and already being a goofball!!
He had a GREAT time in Florida w/ his grandparents!!

But of course drama we cause....

yesterday we go to logan to get Ethan. Joce wasn't feeling so well. she started getting hot. so we got off the boat had breakfast and she fell asleep in my arms.

wouldn't eat or drink.

we get to Logan where I encounter Bitch#1 who will not let Jason
come back with us to get Ethan because he is NOT on the ticket...

so I say ok I will go and take Jocelyn you go with Hase (my brother, pronounced Haze) and get a beer I will go let her play in the playarea and wait for Ethan.

So off go me and Joce to security, we wait in line. A TSA guy comes over and start talking to Joce "look at your shoes, they are green like Kermit" she starts to cry and holds her mouth, so I pick her up thinking ok she doesn't feel well and not liking that this man is talking to her. and as I pick her up to swing her on my hip she RALPHS all over me!!! Sour milk!!! I put her down and she proceeds to get sick.

I fumble in my bag for my cell but can't find it. SO at this point TSA is all over us. I ask them if they can page my husband so he can take her I can go get Ethan.

The kermit guy says here use mine. I call Jason who RUNS over to us... now you know if you see someone running in the airport...your gonna cause a seen. SO everyone is now watching as he is running in the airport to security! LOL! The Tsa are popping the ropes off so he can run right over. He grabs her and takes her out to the car and I turn to go threw security. I put my nasty puked on shoes in the bin w/ my bag and hold it. I tell the guys at the scanner "do not let anyone touch this bin, it has throw up in it" "what" "do not let anyone touch this bin, it has throw up in it" "what" "look my kid just threw up all over that bin and the stuff inside so I was trying to tell you not to let anyone touch the stuff" Bitch#2 " whatever" the fucker said whatever to me...

so I am standing there in front of a muslim man .. tsa is now walking over to our area and the scanner dudes are like "is this your bag" to the guy he says no and they continue to ask him 3 more times... I look at the bag...its MINE! I say :its mine: BITCH#3 dude walks over and I say "easy what you touch" "why" "it has throw up all over it" "whats in the bag" "what" "whats in the bag" "uhh underware, dress, diaper, wipes, my cell I think, wallet, why" out he pulls her sippy filled with liquid. I said "oh thats my daughters" "well where is she" "over there" "over where" and now the fucker is starting to get loud. so I get louder because I am on the verge of tears, covered in puke of sour milk, and only have 10 mins to get to the gate to get Ethan. "she is standing over there with her dad, she is covered in puke, and why are you harassing me I am not even FLYING" he hands me the sippy and lets me go.

I make it to the gate and I go to the counter to check in. "Hi," Bitch#4 "Not now, you need to take a seat and I will be with you in a few minutes" I take a breathe, and think ok.. I need to get myself to gether anyway so I go sit down. About 5 mins later, she seems less busy so I go up " can I ask you a question" "if your not on this departing flight you need to sit down and I will be with you in a few mins" now i am pissed. I see people lining up, so I go jump in the line because I need to check in to get someone not get on a flight. she then announces that the next flight out is transferring gates. so every customer gets up aggrivated and relocated, well i go to the lady again and said .." excuse me," this bitch says "you need to go to A21" right as I went to fly off the handle another worker came up and said "where is the flight from Tampa, I have 7 kids getting off" the bitch says they transferred to A21..so I aske the lady who walked up "can I ask you a questions since this lady is rude and had no time to answer questions" she glared at me..i could feel it...LOL! "i am just trying to check in I am picking up my son, who is coming in as an unaccompanied minor" she asked from Tampa and then I told her yes and and she said follow me...

she explained that he was going to be last off and all I would have to do is sign for him since she checked my ID as we walked to the gate...

Joce continued to get sick all the way home, and woke up this morning FINE!!!